Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

I am barely 1/5 of the way through my copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and I love this book. Written by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith, it tells the familiar story of strong willed Elizabeth Bennet and her romance with the caddish Mr. Darcy. But this story takes place in an England where the dead have risen from the ground and zombies are a constant threat to the character's way of life. In between the pride and he prejudice of the original novel are intense scenes of graphic violence and bloody carnage. However, the novel has allowed me to indulge in my favorite pastime, casting the motion picture adaptation.



I have read that it will be developed into a movie soon, with rumors that Summer Glau is attached to play Elizabeth. While I think she can clearly kick much ass and I love Sarah Connor Chronicles, I think for the sake of the story, the cast must be entirely British.

Elizabeth Bennet - Emily Blunt

I think that Emily Blunt can play anything. I even have her in my remake of Charade with George Clooney. Obviously, she will have to do some physical training for the zombie killing stunts, but I think she can pull it off.

Second Choice - Keira Knightley.

Mr. Darcy - James McAvoy

Jimmy Mac is great with the drama like Becoming Jane or the action like Wanted. This is a perfect vehicle for him.

Second Choice - Orlando Bloom

Mr. Bennet - Alan Rickman

Who else to play the grumpy father of four daughters who constantly trains them in the deadly arts? Well, there is always my second choice.

Second Choice - Colin Firth

Mrs. Bennet - Emma Thompson

Emma Thompson has not only starred in every film ever made based on a Jane Austen book, but she has also had a hand in adapting Sense and Sensibility and Pride and Prejudice for the screen.

Second Choice - Cate Blanchett

Mr. Bingley - Michael Sheen

Michael Sheen can do great contemporary British drama, so why can't he tackle classic British drama?

Second Choice - Hugh Laurie

The rather secondary roles of Mr. Collins and Mr. Wickham should be played by two comic actors, respectively, Martin Freeman and Peter Serafinowicz. And the whole thing is narrated by Kate Winslet.



Oscar, please!

Wanted! Dead, but preferably Alive

I have read different places about the themes in Wanted appealing strictly to the inner man-boy fantasy in us and echoing the mood of films like The Matrix and Fight Club. Granted, while all this has some note of truth to it, it shouldn’t stop anyone from enjoying what is an over the top, exciting action movie.

James McAvoy stars as Wesley Gibson, a nobody who is actually the son of a legendary assassin of the Fraternity. Angelina Jolie enters as Fox, another assassin, trying to recruit him to find his father’s killer. What follows should be a rather mundane story filled with training montages and Wesley’s acceptance of his own powers and the burden that comes with them.

McAvoy is great as Wesley, who is more grounded in reality than people would think. If all of us were told we have a special gift and then proven that we are capable of abilities we never dreamed, what would we do? I think I would try to take his path and after shooting the wings of flies, become convinced I don’t need anything else and am ready to go after my father’s killers. Some would say that Wesley’s anxiety attacks and impotence to make change are relatable traits to identify with, thus making us root for him in his quest. At least he becomes proactive in his search for himself, unlike Zach Braff in Garden State which got an unknown number of teenagers to idolize him. Although it takes almost to the end, Wesley does take the steps to reclaim his life on his own terms, not his father’s or anyone else in society.

I’ve liked McAvoy more and more recently. Dude’s a stud. He is very good in this movie and it’s great to see he can have a more high profile career, because I like watching him act. Jolie did her usual pouty stuff. I didn’t think she was great, but she wasn’t bad either. Luckily, her stone-faced routine gave McAvoy a lot to work off of, whether he was intimidated by her or entranced. Neither Morgan Freeman or Common had too much to do until the very telegraphed and predictable third act. But, Timur Bekmambetov does do the same song, different verse in a unique enough manner to make it enjoyable and have you rooting for Wesley. Unfortunately, most of the ads for the film showed parts that you kept waiting for, so even when it seemed over, you knew it wasn’t.

Finally, I liked the overall idea behind the flick that Wesley states in the final line, “What the fuck have you done lately?” Well, Wesley, I started this blog extolling the virtues of you and your film. So, I’m not sweating it either.