Thursday, May 15, 2008

Big Mike's Lil' Update 5/15/08

Quick update before the weekend hits.

- You know what I'm looking forward to that opens this weekend? Nothing. Prince Caspian is the big release, but I did not see the first one and isn't this actually the fourth book? They tried to make me read it in Catholic school, but I never got into it and didn't stay with it long enough to get to the racist and anti-Semetic stuff.

- Michael Moore has announced a follow up to Fahrenheit 9/11. Noble as it may seem , like its predecessor it will probably end up being released too late to have a serious impact on the November elections. Of course, by then President Obama will probably have us out of the war and back on the right track.

- Fox has announced their lineup for next year. 24 returns mid-season with a 2 hour prequel-ish movie, then the series movies to its regular spot. Sarah Conner Chronicles will also return this year in September. We'll see the premiere of The Cleveland Show, the Family Guy spin off starring everybody's favorite 2nd favorite black man and Sit Down, Shut Up the new animated series from Sir lord Mitch Hurwitz, creator of Arrested Development. Check it out for yourself here.

- The Encore channel as been showing The Prestige non-stop over the past week and every time I flip through, I cannot change the channel. It has not worn on me in the least and I only enjoy it more and more, still full of worry that I might eventually tire of it. Particularly, since this is my new desktop background.


- Also, I recently joined the Large Association of Movie Blogs or LAMB. I'm officially LAMB #97. Missed the century mark by this much. Check out the post and the LAMB website at LAMB #97 Big Mike's Movie Blog. Or you can click on the lamb to the right. -->

- Still another week until Indy, two weeks until The Strangers and oh God, is it still eight weeks until The Dark Knight?! I've got two things I'm looking forward to this summer. Batman and getting my new car. In that order.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles Review


Originally posted on February 20, 2008. Reprinted with permission.

One of my favorite memories of going to the movies as a kid was when my father took my brother and me to the drive-in to see T2: Judgment Day. In a time before the Internet and video blogs, we didn’t know anything about the movie. The only commercial I saw (before I learned they were called trailers.) for the movie showed an assembly line of Arnolds being created. I remember that my father had already seen the movie first, presumably to decide if his children should watch it, but my dad did not parent like that. Ask him about Full Metal Jacket. So, we were constantly bugging him, asking “Is Arnold a good guy or a bad guy, Dad?” I will love my dad forever because he kept the secret from us, letting it unfold for us on the drive-in screen and I can’t forget how excited we were when Arnold pulled a shotgun out and told John, “Get down.”

By now, the films series has generally been acknowledged as modern classics. Everybody has quoted the Terminator movies with either, “I’ll be back” or “Hasta la vista, baby” or my favorite pick-up line, “Come with me if you want to live.” I believe that the new generational gap recognizes John Connor as our savior from the robots and not Keanu Reeves. I myself often ask friends if they would rather live in post-apocalyptic world after a virus outbreak, zombie uprising or robot takeover (Probably zombies). And once, when Robert Patrick was verbally dressing me down on the set of The Unit, I almost wet myself at the fear of his finger poking through my brain. I love The Terminator movies so much I want to take them behind the middle school and get them pregnant! What’s so great about the new show then? Well, I’ll tell you. In a word, everything.

The show, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, is truly one of a kind. It takes the entire world of the film franchise and builds upon it in an extremely clever and believable fashion. Beginning a few years after the events of T2, Sarah and John have tried to assimilate into society, but go on the run again, because they have to. A new T-800 Terminator, Cameron, guides them to a time travel unit to bring them to the present year of 2007, where they continue to fight SkyNet and Judgment Day. It’s a rather simplistic concept, but it is all in the execution. Firstly, by the very premise of the show, it is greatly expanding on the different capabilities of time travel that became so commonplace in the films. In the future, John Connor is not only sending back people to protect himself, but begins to send back Resistance fighters to set up “cells” in order to try to prevent Judgment Day or at least prepare the world for it and minimize the loss of life. When the machines learn of this, they send back Terminators to hunt the Resistance cells. So, the Resistance has already begun in our own time and it is not just being fought by the Connors anymore. It is a great concept and thus enables the shows to expand beyond the core characters. But, visitors from the future are not the only new people introduced in the series. For in the past, Sarah has left behind a fiancĂ©e, played by an actor who is never in a bad show, Dean Winters (Oz and Rescue Me) and an FBI agent who finds that the longer he tracks Sarah, the more he begins to uncover evidence that her story about robots from the future might not be wrong.

Let’s return to the core characters for a moment. Lena Headley plays Sarah, still as tough and protective as ever, but we begin to see her more as a woman and not just a mother. She has her own needs that she continues to put aside for the safety of her son. Of course, she is still conflicted between believing in her son and trusting her son. John, played by Thomas Dekker, finds himself isolated from other people and wondering how he will be able to be a great leader if he doesn’t even have any friends in high school. However, he does show the promise of the future John Connor by taking risks and sometime forcing his decisions on his mother, which usually turn out to be the right ones. I really like the mother-son dynamic in the show, especially when they are just mother and son and not the Twin Terrors to Terminators. Speaking of which, Summer Glau plays the hottest Terminator yet, but like Arnold in T2, she is learning from her human companions and adopting mannerisms and speech patterns from them. This provides some laughs, but also some serious moments and serves the greater theme that the movies only hinted at. It is the idea that the machines are the invention of their creators and therefore, are enabled or limited by us. To put it another way, would the machines have decided to exterminate humankind if we did not have a self-destructive history? They could not have learned to create or terminate by themselves; it had to be taught by their programmers. Of all the characters, John is the only one who sees them for what they are. Terminators are tools and John was the one who used them to help humans and fight the machines. While Sarah still has a resistance to anything metal, John finds ways for Cameron to help them even when neither of the women can see a solution.



Last week’s episode showed us the future and introduced more ideas about the machines and humans, hinting that not everyone is what they seem. This is a classic story telling device to create suspense and it is working, but only for the fact that I want to see HOW they work it. For the Terminator universe does have some rules, which this show is abiding to.

1. Nothing goes thru.

2. There is no fate, but what we make for ourselves.

3. John Connor is infallible. In the future, John does not make mistakes with time travel or the fate of humanity.

So, if the show’s creators are presenting the idea that the people from the future might have ulterior motives in the present, I’m not worried. Because John Connor sent them back, so John Connor must know what they would do. A few episodes ago, Sarah spoke of how much John learned from chess. While she mentioned it in a different context, it stands to reason that John Connor is in the future, moving people through time like pieces on a chessboard and thinking five moves ahead of the machines. Not that this idea of mine about John has anything to do with car chases or robots throwing each other through walls, but I wanted to share with you how well done the show is that can sustain an idea or conversation such as this. Even 24 (a favorite) is pretty straight forward after awhile, but Terminator plays with a pre-existing universe even better than say The Clone Wars cartoons. The show could have easily been a weak continuation of the movies with a sexier robot, but they are doing something much different. The characters inhabit James Cameron‘s world, yes, but they also inhabit a our world and face real issues such as depression and suicide, unfulfilled sexual desires and the most honest reflection of 9/11 that I have ever seen. It is really a show about a dysfunctional family unit. However, unlike most families, they aren’t concerned with their own lives, but with the world around them and making sure that they’re lives are spent trying to make it a safer world. In a time when the widely popular Presidential candidate tells us that we can change the world, if we have the will and hope to do it, those keywords are what motivate the Connors every week to try to save a world that is heading to extinction and is not even aware of it. John and Sarah are not fighting the machines to save their own lives, but in order to save all of ours. There’s something noble about that which appeals to me and makes for great TV.



Since the original posting of this blog, FOX has confirmed that the show will return in the fall for a second season and that Brian Austin Green will be a series regular.

Big Mike's Lil' Update 5/14/08

I have decided to be more proactive with my blog as way of giving more to my readers, yes both of you. So today, we begin with the informal updates and I will try to keep them up daily, every other daily, you know.


- So, Speed Racer bombed. Does this mean The Matrix was really lightning in a bottle for the W's? The sequels weren't as impressive and they've not done anything since. Bummer, chummer.

- It seems like McSpaced might be a no go. For those of you not hip to the hip talk, that is the derogatory name for the American version of the British show Spaced, the creation of Simon Pegg, Jessica Stevenson and Edgar Wright. Briefly, remember how when they made the American The Office and Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant were executive producers and involved in every step of the process? Yea, well, this what the opposite of that.

- Still waiting for a trailer for Zack and Miri which Kev Smith has been promising for a week or so. Why do I love that man? Is it because he's awesome?

- Blog news. Umm, yea. Reprinting of the Sarah Connor Chronicles review, cause I love it so much. (The show not my own writing!) And in anticipation of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Menace, I wrote a retro piece on Temple of Doom, which should be up on Friday.


That's it for now. What the news in your neck of the woods?

-Mike

Friday, May 9, 2008

My Top Ten Beauties in Black and White

I love films in black and white. As much as some scholars used to believe that silent movies were superior to those with sound, with every passing year my affinity for classic black and white films grows stronger. I feel like there was a greater emphasis on the image then and most starlets of the time had a favorite director of photography that would be the only one allowed to film them. Hollywood lore is full of tales of actresses carrying on affairs with their cameramen instead of directors or actors. Whatever the dynamic in the relationship, it did capture some of the most beautiful women in the world on film forever. With this blog, I present to you a loving tribute of my top ten favorites.



10. Carla Gugino in Sin City (2005)

This is more of a special mention since the film was released in 2005, but not only has Carla Gugino been smoldering hot since Son in Law, in this movie she commits fully to the character as originally conceived in the graphic novel, which is more than I can say for other actresses in the film. *cough JessicaAlba



9. Tracy Reed in Dr. Strangelove (1964)

As Ms. Scott, the only woman in the cast of one of my favorite movies of all time, Tracy Reed on this list is a bit of an indulgence. But, she is simply stunning in her bikini and again in her Playboy spread that the crew admires on the B-52 bomber.




8. Jane Russell in The Outlaw (1943)

She may have exuded more sex appeal later in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, but in this picture her ample assets defied the Hays Code, caused the Motion Picture Censor Board to demand cuts in the film (as depicted in The Aviator), was banned in several states, got theater owners arrested for indecency after playing it, had Howard Hughes designing custom brassieres and made Ms. Russell a star.



7. Rita Hayworth in Gilda (1946)

We all know that Rita Hayworth was a Latina and that she was the first poster purchased by Andy Dufrense up in the ‘Shank, but did you know she gave birth to Orson Welles’ baby just before filming this movie and before that was the first choice to star in Casablanca?




6. Teri Garr in Young Frankenstein (1974)

This might be my favorite movie of all time and every time I watch it, I cannot decide who is better looking, Teri Garr or Madeline Kahn? I bit the bullet and cast my vote for Teri, because she never looked better in anything else she did and Madeline had more to do in Paper Moon.



5. Audrey Hepburn

Sabrina, Roman Holiday, Funny Face, who can decide? Regardless of your personal preference, Audrey remains one of the most beautiful women ever to shine on the silver screen and became immortalized by hipsters and teeny boppers to this day. And I have to choose Sabrina, even though she won the Oscar for Roman Holiday.



4. Anita Ekberg in La Dolce Vita (1960)

In one of the most influential films ever, Anita captivated audiences all over the world and was practically canonized in Italy, even though she was a native Swede. A classic beauty, she set the standard for such Europeans actresses to follow including Monica Bellucci and Eva Green.



3. Ingrid Bergman

In spite of being the most attractive nun ever in The Bells of St. Mary, how many other movies do we remember her from? Casablanca? Notorious? But, to truly understand and appreciate the beauty of Ingrid, you have to watch her films with Rossellini, which she considered her best work.




2. Natalie Wood in Love with a Proper Stranger (1963)

I have been in love with Natalie Wood since I was twelve years old and watched her in West Side Story. I fell in love with her all over again a few months back when I caught her in this movie opposite Steve McQueen. She was gorgeous, talented and taken from us far too soon.



1. Marilyn Monroe in Some Like It Hot (1959)

Yes, she was a troubled woman creating a troubled production in the midst of her troubled marriage. But, through sheer screen presence and charisma, Marilyn turned her most memorable performance in one of the most beloved films of all time. She was the penultimate sex symbol, the Blonde Bombshell, but above all else, she took her craft seriously and studied under Lee Strasberg at The Actor’s Studio, in order to be thought of as more than just a pretty face.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Southland Tales - DVD Review




Originally posted on March 26, 2008. Reprinted with permission.

I normally don’t review DVD’s, as usually I have seen a movie upon its theatrical release and then written about said movie at that time. In the case of Southland Tales, it had a very limited run and I didn’t get a chance to see it in theaters. Also, determined as I may have thought, I also failed to read the three graphic novels that preceded the film in the storyline of the film. I was very interested to see this movie nonetheless. It was the second film from Richard Kelly, writer and director of Donnie Darko. Starring The Rock and Stifler in a futuristic, dark comedy/sci-fi movie (with a love story and a musical number) about the end of the world, I referred to it as Total Rundown, never guessing how that movie would parallel this. The movie had a disastrous screening at Cannes two years ago and has been engulfed in rumors ever since. To be fair, not every film in progress shown at Cannes is Apocalypse Now. Some films get the Brown Bunny treatment. Critically panned, Kelly labored another year in post production to trim the film and work on many of the effects shots. However, I’m sure that neither the running time nor the look of the picture are what turned people off, it had to be the story.


Southland Tales is a film about the state of America in 2008 after terrorists detonate a nuclear bomb over Texas. Meanwhile, the war on terrorism is being fought on three new fronts besides Iraq, bringing back the draft. While oil prices soar, new energy sources are being developed to better fuel the America’s fighting machines. And as the Republican-led government begins to take tighter control over it citizens, while trying to win the electoral votes in the crucial state of California, cells of resistance fighters begin to crop up and take measures to fight back. All these plotlines figure very heavily into the narrative, are centralized in Los Angeles and explained in the first ten minutes of the movie. Then the focus shifts to two characters. Boxer Santaros is a movie star, who wakes up with amnesia and starts to figure out what happened to him, while he researches for his upcoming role as a cop in movie he wrote, which tells the story of the end of the world, as he has imagined it. He teams up with Officer Roland Taverner, who is being used by the resistance to stage a murder for political purposes by impersonating his brother, a police officer. As Boxer is trying to figure out the difference between what he knows and what he is told, by his wife, the daughter of a US Senator and by Krysta Now, the porn star that has been caring for him, Roland searches for his brother. And the entire movie is narrated by Justin Timberlake, as a Bible-quoting veteran from Iraq. Ironically, it takes almost as much time to explain the movie as it does to watch it.



To get the basics out of the way, it is a finely made film. Dwayne Johnson, the Rock, is as you have never seen him, simply amazing. Alternately cool and cowardly, his character of Boxer seems to channel Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry, Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory and even elements of his former WWE personality, carrying this entire film on his tatted up shoulders. If it’s any indication of the kind of roles he would like to take on, he had a great career ahead of him. Similarly, Seann William Scott is fantastic as Roland/Ronald, proving that the dude really can act. He has much of the film’s heavy work at the end and plays it great. The rest of the cast including Mandy Moore, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Justin Timberlake and Nora Dunn are excellent as well. And Kelly casts a number of lesser seen actors like Curtis Armstrong, Christopher Lambert and Wallace Shawn and a multi decade reunion of SNL players including Amy Poehler, Cheri Oteri, Jon Lovitz and a ‘blink and you miss her’ Janeane Garafalo. The film looks amazing as well, with the new money from Sony wisely spent on effects that do not seem like an alternate future, merely a very close one. But as I said, I don’t think people had a problem with any of this.


The film is foremost a political satire, as Kelly states. It questions not only government in general, but the Bush administration specifically, the war in Iraq and its young veterans, environmental concerns, the entertainment industry, religion and faith, sex, drugs and anarchy. Underneath that is a story about two men who become inadvertently involved in a tear in the very metaphysical fabric of the universe, bringing with it inexplicable weather phenomenon, time travel, geothermic energy sources, the collapse of the fourth dimension, the end of the world, sex, drugs and anarchy! Is it a convoluted labyrinth of a screenplay? Absolutely. Should we have expected anything less from the director of the movie about the time-traveling teenage superhero in the 80’s who is guided on his journey by a six foot tall bunny? Absolutely not. In this time of cookie cutter summer blockbusters, by the number romantic comedies, dreadful dreck posing as parody and unbelievably absurd message movies, isn’t I nice to know a director can still go Michael Cimino on that ass? Sure, it is huge and ambitious and slightly taken with itself, but who has the brass to make a film that strays from the norm and dares to present a radically different point of view? Who uses wrestlers, pop singers, improv comics and a vampire slayer to tell a story of despair, dissent and destruction? Who else would openly attack the government methods behind surveillance, the voting process, the energy crisis, homeland security and the war on terror? Besides Kelly, there’s only George Clooney and he’s too busy taking care of Darfur to direct another good night, and good luck. That, dear readers, is courage that should be admired.



Furthermore, Kelly has said that the movie requires repeat viewings, which is not a selling point necessarily, but something that inspired the cult of Darko and also makes classics of such films as Blade Runner, which tends to be under appreciated in their own time. The problem here is not with Kelly, but with audiences and, admittedly, with critics. Even before Internet, the rise of the movie critic, particularly in film, had overcome the scholars and theorists of film. Reviews can help or hurt a movie, but there was a time when film criticism was considered an integral part of the film society and the creative process, and not merely a part of the marketing campaign for the movie. People with no knowledge of Bazin, Sarris or Kael can easily use blogs, message boards, newspapers and radio to spread their infectious and often inaccurate critique of a film o people who know even less than them. Therein, it becomes a larger issue with how audiences react to what they are presented. It is easy to dismiss a film as confusing and therefore, stupid or bad. It’s easy to say one doesn’t like it and not have a significant reason to defend their stance. I, on the other hand, can find many reasons to dislike any number of films, some of which is viciously dislike. Which is not to disparage someone’s taste, for some people like Coke, some people like Pepsi. But, if I find a film confusing, I don’t lay blame on the film, but on myself. What am I not getting about the movie that is escaping me? For if you believe as I do, that cinema exists as an art form that an artist, or group of artists in film, creates in order to express themselves, their emotions and ideas. We are all humans, living and sharing this world for as long as Richard Kelly thinks, and if one person can explain who they are through a painting, a poem or a film, surely the rest of us can tap into the common human experience and discover what they are trying to say? You and I must dig deeper and find the truth behind the words and colors and sounds to explore another side of the prism. Because to deny yourself the chance to experience something new, is to deny the very purpose of life.



Southland Tales directed by Richard Kelly, starring Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Seann William Scott is available on DVD from Sony Pictures.